Do you want a story to go with the recipes?

I can't imagine why but here's a template so you can create your own story about any of the recipes on the page.  Here goes.

Hi, my name is _________.  I'm from _________ and grew up watching my _________ cook in his/her _________ since I was _________.  If there's anything I like more than _________ it's _________.  But sometimes I _________ if the _________ allows.  Ha Ha!  LOL! 

Insert pictures.  The more the better.  Use some pictures from a vacation you took that aren't related to the story line.

Well, but, anyway... ( a terrible trite lead in but a must in long drawn out stories). I was visiting _________ in _________ and _________ with this recipe.  (here is where you regal us with unnecessary facts and trivia for about two paragraphs).  Insert emoticon.

Insert more pictures.  At least one should be of a pet.  Include a story.

Here you can tell us about each ingredient and the importance of following the recipe as you cleverly change the recipe before our eyes because you really didn't like the recipe in the first place.

As you know I love to _________ when cooking/baking/sunbathing and _________.  Every time I _________ I find that I _________ and _________.   Sometimes when the _________ is _________ I'll substitute _________ for _________ and _________ for _________ because, as you know by following my blog that _________ and _________ are essential to my _________ and _________.  OMG! Did I say that (or something as trite).

Ramble some more by repeating the above template with other unnecessary or unrelated information.

Insert pictures.

(Tell us about the recipe)  It was _________ and remarkably _________ and _________.  I often _________ when I think about how _________ and _________ were _________ when they said _________ about _________ while _________.

More pictures.  Show some flour and egg shells and a glob of something in a mixing bowl.

Now you can incorporate a completely unrelated tale in order to waste about 2 more paragraphs.  Rambling on is good.

Now you can include the recipe with the directions.  Insert photos and stories of each ingredient and between each step in the directions. 

Somewhere be sure to tell about how people from someplace use one of the ingredients in other ways than cooking.  This obfuscates the post.

Now you can include the recipe without photos and stories between each step.

I hope you _________ this recipe as much as _________.  Be sure to put your comments below.

Say something witty and insert another picture.

THE END

Now you can make your own story and nobody will be the wiser.  Enjoy.